Monday, May 2, 2011

In case you have been living in a cave for the past twelve hours...

Oh wait, he wasn't in a cave.


I am sure that you have seen the news that Osama bin Laden has been killed by US armed forces... if not you can look here. Or here. Or here. Or here.  Try Here, here, here and here. Oh, here too...Well, because this IS NEWS... I thought I HAD to blog SOMETHING about this happening.  But, it's plastered all over your TV, the radio, the newspapers... So here is me blogging about it too.  (kinda.)

...Last night when we were listening to this news, I could not help but think back to my favorite part of Robin Williams: Live on Broadway....

***WARNING:  This is NOT The Genie from Disney's Aladdin Robin Williams.  
...This is F-bomb dropping fowl mouthed dirty old man doing stand-up Robin Williams...
DO NOT HATE ME FOREVER if you are offended by the F-bomb, just then, please don't watch!***

(Again, before watching, turn down or pause the background music 
by scrolling down to the playlist and pressing pause before listening!)

For those of you that ARE offended by the F-bomb, or who have small children reading over your shoulder, I will give you highlights of the best parts...cleanly.  Ish.

"In A jihad, you kill an infidel, which I'm sad to say, is all of us, and you yourself die...You go to heaven, and you are greeted by 71 dark haired virgins.  . . .  Recently, there was an article in the New York Times that Qur'an scholar says the translation is not 71 dark haired virgins, but 71 crystal clear raisins.  Slight difference in interpretation really!  

. . . No!  And Imagine, some guy blows himself up and goes to the gates of heaven and says,
"Where are my (expletive that begins with B)?!"  
"Here are your raisins!"  

Or 71 Virgils goin, "You gotta pretty mouth." 

Or one day, you get Osama bin Laden and he goes to the gates heaven and there is George Washington waiting going, "How dare you defile that which we created." And starts wailing on his (three letter expletive that starts with A).  70 other members of the Continental Congress come down and start kicking the (four letter expletive that ends with --it) out of him and he is going, 
"What is this?!  Where are the Virgins!?"

"71 VIRGINIANS, YOU (three letter expletive again)-HOLE!"

He he he... 71 Virginians... 
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